PDA (Public Display of Affection)

I’m happy to hold hands, hug, and kiss (not make out) in public, as long as we actually look like a plausible couple to people around us. I know, it’s subjective, but most people have a sense for this (if you don’t look like you could be my dad/son, we’re probably fine). Remember, in private, our fantasy knows no bounds…but we cannot expect members of the public to participate in our fantasy. No one within eyesight or earshot should be able to infer our arrangement (please also keep your words discreet). The average person won’t hesitate to stare or make unkind remarks – this includes restaurant and hotel staff. I live here, and Seattle has small-town energy in many ways, so please understand that I only ask this in order to maintain my own discretion.

Appearances

If you are a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy, that’s totally cool! But please give me a heads up, so I won’t arrive in a cocktail dress or business attire. Major personal style contrasts like this will also cause people’s spidey senses to tingle about our arrangement.

Etiquette with an Escort: Hygiene

Please be immaculately clean. When you shower…be thorough. Every inch of yourself should smell clean and fresh. Every inch means every inch…hint, hint! The same goes for me, of course!

If your facial stubble is especially rough, please shave beforehand. Trim your nails to be short and smooth.

It’s also important to brush teeth, use mouthwash, and wash hands often. Neither of us likes lunch-breath, or catching a cold from un-washed hands.

Please do not contact me if you have phimosis, or any other medical condition that causes unpleasant body odor. While I somewhat sympathize, it’s neither pleasant nor sanitary for a woman (you do care about her experience, hopefully), and phimosis is a fully curable condition that shouldn’t be ignored. Shockingly, many men with phimosis claim not to know the name of the condition. So look it up, or I may disappoint you.

Lastly, a general tip that many people are unaware of… Your dietary habits directly affect how your junk smells. If you don’t eat enough vegetables, or eat a lot of spice-heavy/garlicky food, your junk may have an unpleasant odor that you may be nose-blind to (that gets dramatically amplified when you are aroused). In any case, it’s best to wash thoroughly with soap immediately before getting into bed.

Privacy, Tact, and Decency

There are some things better left unsaid and undone, as I do not forgive easily.

Do not try to find out any of my personal information or where I live. Also, do not try to get me to change our arrangement to anything that does not benefit me financially or otherwise.

Please, no disrespectful questions about my lifestyle. Do not try to start a political or religious debate. Let’s always try to keep things light, encouraging, and fun!

In short, simply be decent! 🙂 In return, I promise not to push your boundaries. Part of why people like me so much is that I put sincere effort into making them feel good and appreciated, and I enjoy doing that. I accept nothing less from my date.

The point is to have fun, be decent, and not do anything that undermines that aim. 🙂