PDA (Public Display of Affection)

I would love to share a tasteful amount of affection in public. Your hand landing on the small of my back while we cross the street… A flirtatious holding of hands over the dinner table after one of us cracks a joke… A light peck in the jazz club when the bass hits just right…

That said, I don’t offer a hot-mess teenage nostalgia experience complete with wild make outs and groping in public. Not my style.

Depending how I’m feeling, I might ask that we reserve all physical gestures for private time. Even here in “progressive” Seattle, people love a good gossip (and I don’t).

Remember, in private, our fantasy knows no bounds…but please respect my public image if asked.

Appearances

Clothes

I typically wear business professional/lightly formal attire in the evenings, and sundresses with heels in the daytime. However, it’s best that our style matches! If you want to wear jeans, let me know beforehand and I’ll match your vibe.

Conversation in Hotel Common Spaces

For discretion, don’t ask personal questions, and don’t call me Annie. Act like you’ve always known me. Stick to the weather, news, sports, etc. 😉

Breaking the Ice

Please meet me in the lobby – not by the elevators (that looks suspicious). Remember, we are just two normal people. Let’s walk up to each other like old friends, saying, “Hey you!” Easy.

Hygiene

Please:

• Be freshly-showered
• Make sure facial hair isn’t scratchy
• Use beard balm/oil if you have facial hair
• Trim and file nails short
• Brush teeth, use mouthwash
• Wash hands

I don’t meet men with phimosis.

Privacy, Decency, and Realism

There are some things better left unsaid and undone.

Privacy

Let my personal info be a mystery.

Decency

Don’t stray from any agreement we have. Remember, liking a woman means you will try to spoil her even more, not try to get more for less.

Realism

I’m a temporary girlfriend, not a permanent one. Also, therapy is above my pay grade. Let’s have fun and not make things too complicated! 😘